So it all starts with these girls right, one of them tells her friend she wants to meet me, and so I go try to talk to her and she has what's known in psychology class as a reaction-formation. That's when anxiety causes you to act in a way totally-opposite of what you're supposed to. The bitch just totally flips out and gets hostile over a “hello”. At the time I didn't really understand what happened, so I just say “bye” and split. Then what happens next is the bitch starts stalking me. She goes around to all the clubs I used to go to and meeting all my people and telling them that we had a thing and that I'm hung up on her. She's crazy. We had about 60 seconds of communication, I hardly knew who she was!

Fat man liar leader of the pack
He plays shit music in some old shack
Heard my band and he got jealous
worked himself into a wheelchair tryin' to destroy us

Hey little boy with the banjo in your hand
You're afraid of everyone who plays better than you can

So check it out, next this chick starts fucking with my family probably because she's not really getting to me. So she becomes “besties” with my brother's girl and starts meddling with their issues. And when they finally do split, she's so involved she shows up in court over their child-custody trying to be his girl's lawyer and the judge tells the bitch that if she doesn't shut up immediately she'll go to jail. Isn't that hilarious?

Skinny man liar snorting coke
Big rock producer, what a joke
Sabotaged tape, your mix sucked
But it's been a long time and I could really give a fuck

Hey little boy with the banjo in your hand
You're afraid of everyone, so you control booking the bands

So finally this chick gets on social media and starts spreading everything defamatory she can think of about me and my family and of course our enemies see the opportunity to join in. But my brother goes to the club to try to smooth it out but is assaulted by the staff, yes the staff (are you listening ABC board?) , however he's a martial artist and ends up kicking the bouncers ass. So the bouncer's girlfriend-lawyer retaliates by filing a false police report that he assaulted her in the fracas, but when I got the word out to that bitch we could have her disbarred she finally shuts up.

Hey little boy, with your booking and your bands
You'll never get to me, because you don't understand
You're just a little boy with everybody's dick in your hand
Keep your fucking scene, I find it rather bland

Whoa, when jealousy's what you got
You will resort to making lies up
Whoa, you live a life of hate
better watch out before it's checkmate
Whoa, you've got vindictiveness
And in due time your foot will slip
Whoa